OP: "So it turns out the plucking of the hairpin and the hairstyle falling apart the way it does in novels really is real."

forearms are sexy. biceps get all the attention but forearms have been known to make me act up in quite abominable and whorish ways

Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy

“posture,” gouache on paper, 2022

some of my biggest insecurities only became insecurities after my mother pointed them out to me and turned my characteristics into flaws.
parents, fucking watch what you say to your kids. 

guy who says grace before he does cocaine in a bathroom

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.